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Of all the pickup lines guys come up with to get a woman into bed I think I’ve found the best one of all. Of course most of the time I doesn’t work. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had my face slapped or had an angry husband or boyfriend threatens to punch out my lights. Still it works well enough that I keep using it.

Have I got you attention yet? Are you interested enough to read on? It really doesn’t matter because your eyes are glued to your screen seeking the next words I’ve typed. OK, enough with the tease and on with one of the stories and my method.

I don’t look for the most beautiful woman around or the one with the sexiest body. You can simply walk into any mall and find a hundred women you’d like to take home and fuck but all but a few of them would even give you the time of day let alone their pussy. Nope, I tend to lean towards the more unattractive women but that’s not to say ugly and/or offensive of body smells. I seek women that look nice but are a bit heftier if you get my drift. Seeing all those slim thin wasted long legged females are a joy to look at but trying to pick them up is for guys with something much more obvious to give. I think Sally is a very good example of what I’m talking about.

Sally wasn’t what you could call sexy in the sense of being sexy. She wasn’t thin with sexy legs and big tits. To tell the truth Sally was a bit on the heavy side with nice looking legs but more around her waist than most men like to see. The one thing about her most men would have liked had they taken the time to notice was she did have big tits. Well bit might be misleading. I mean huge. My first estimation was 44DD but I later found out she was 44EEE and man did she carry them well.

From behind Sally had the reason women are called broads. Her buttocks were broad but not to the point of being gross. No, her ass was wide yet when seeing her walk it looked firm. She had a bit of a thick waist but that didn’t turn me off in the least. What most surprised me were her legs. They were short but very nicely shaped. All in all Sally looked extremely sexy in a very mature way.

In my mind and my crotch I wanted her. I wanted her in my bed, or her bed, with us naked and fucking. I didn’t want love or affection; I simply wanted to ram my cock deep and hard into her cunt. She stopped in front of a store window and I came alongside her.

“Hello. Are you having a good time window shopping?” I asked to break the ice.

“Hi yourself. I was having a real good time until you came.” Her voice dripped with sarcasm.

“I’m sorry. I just thought you looked so nice and could help but want to be next to you.”

“Oh, well thank you I think,” she said blushing slightly.

“You’re very welcome. As long as I’m here I wanted to ask you something.”

She looked at me with arched eyebrows.

“Why don’t we go to your place and fuck?”

Her first expression was that of shock. That became anger and then she smiled.

“I’ve got to admit that is without doubt the best pick-up line of all time.”

“Well I like to be original. So, wanna go home and let’s slap bellies? You wanna feel my cock pounding your cunt?”

“You’re serious aren’t you,” she exclaimed.

“If you care to look down and see my erection you’ll know I want to fuck türkçe altyazılı porno you.”

“Why me and not some young bimbo with a skinny body?”

“I like woman with something besides skin and bones. You have meat on yours and I like that. Of course you having such huge tits makes that much more exciting. I would love to suck them, squeeze them and fuck them with my cock. Interested?”

“You think you’ve got what it would take? I mean if you’re some kinda pencil dick it would be a waste of time and effort.”

Whenever I’m out trolling for a woman I make sure there is easy and ready access to my manhood. Today I was wearing a pair of loose sweats. I gently took her hand and brought it to my belly. Slipping her fingers inside the waistband I pushed her hand down. I felt her touching my cock and let her do the rest. Her fingers circled around my half hard cock and then slipped lower finding my swollen balls. They were heavy and full as she fondled them. Moving back up she made a fist around my shaft and squeezed hard.

“Like what you’ve found?” I asked.

“What’s it like when it gets hard?”

“Eight inches and thick enough you would choke if you tried to suck all of it.”

“Since I don’t know where you live let’s go to my place. It will only take about five minutes.”

I followed her from the mall to her car. She unlocked the door and was half way inside when I grabbed her huge left breast. My fingers squeezed and she gasped.

“You like it soft or hard?”

“How hard are you talking? If it’s your cock I want it like solid steel. If it’s your hands on my tits I like it rough.”

I ran to my car and pulled up close honking my horn. She waved, back out and sped towards the exit. I followed close behind making sure she couldn’t loose me. As it turned out I had nothing to fear in that department. We drove only a couple of blocks before I saw her turning into the driveway of her house. I parked behind her and quickly got out. Just as she opened her door I extended my hand offering assistance.

“Well, not only are you bold but a gentleman,” she exclaimed with surprise.

“I was raised to always help a lady.”

Sally led me into her house and I closed the door making sure it was locked. She moved well inside before stopping and turning to face me.

“I hope I’m making a mistake. You wouldn’t be one of those serial rapists that preys on women and then kills them are you?”

“Nope. I’m just a common sort of guy with a good line when asking for sex.”

Sally stood quietly for a moment. I took that time to really give her a good look. She was quite a bit shorter than my six feet, her face coming to about the middle of my chest. That was another thing I liked about her, she was short.

“You don’t plan are doing anything kinky do you?”

“It’s a little late to ask that don’t you think? No, I’m not into the really nasty stuff. Tell me, do like your sex soft and tender or would you prefer rough and hard?”

“I want whatever you want as long as you don’t cause me physical harm.”

I smiled and stepped closer. Her body smelled exquisite and I drank in her smell. Leaning over I kissed her lips caressing them with my tongue. She responded by open her mouth and letting me twitter porno explore inside. Our bodies melded together as we kissed. I felt her huge breasts pressing hard below my chest as she hugged me tightly. I ran my hands over her back and down below her waist. I touched her buttocks and my fingers began kneading her fleshy firm buns. Sally moaned into my mouth and began grinding her pelvis against me. After several minutes we parted and gasped for air. I gently pushed her away and just looked at her.

“Sally you are certainly one hot looking woman. Your lips are so soft and you kiss with delightful passion. Are you sure this is what you want?”

I was doing my best to give her every opportunity to back out.

“It I didn’t want this you wouldn’t be here in my house,” she replied

“I like to give it rough. Are you really sure?”

“Rough is what I like best. Are you going to just stand there and talk or are you going to take and fuck me?”

I turned my hands so that the backs faced each other as I gripped the front of her blouse. Pulling her close I again pressed my mouth to hers shoving my tongue inside. Sally groaned and gripped my shoulders. I gently pushed her back and flexed my fingers. Without warning I yanked my hands apart and ripped the buttons from her blouse. Quickly I let go and grabbed her bra covered tits and squeezed.

“This only the beginning,” I breathed into her ear.

“Take me. Feel my tits and crush them. Squeezed until it hurts and then squeeze them harder. Suck them and bite my nipples. I’m yours; all of me.”

My fingers dug deep into her huge tit flesh while I pressed my mouth to hers. Our tongue dueled and fought as we ground our bodies together. Finally I pulled back and gazed upon her magnificent cleavage. The cups of her bra really couldn’t contain all of her tit flesh and I began licking her exposed skin. Again I pulled back desperately wanting to see her huge naked tits. Her bra had the snaps in the front and I quickly had them open. Yanking the cups away I was greeted with her huge heavy hanging tits. They made no pretense of remaining up on her chest as the sagged down towards her belly. Only tits of her size with silicone could have remained up but hers were without doubt completely natural.

“I love big tits and yours are the biggest I’ve ever seen.”

I squeezed them, I prodded them, I sucked her thick long hard nipples and still I couldn’t get enough. Lifting them up and let them drop and watched as they bounced. My hands swung them from side to side and still they aroused me more. I began slapping them gently at first then harder.

“More,” Sally gasped. “Slap them harder. My tits are very sensitive and the more you slap them around the hotter I get.”

“Sally I want to fuck you hard. I want to feel your huge fucking tits and hurt them. Are you really sure its what you want?”

“If you don’t fuck me hard I will crush your balls with my hands.”

I proceeded to rip off her remaining clothing and stood her naked before me. My pants seemed to melt around my feet as my steel hard cock pointed itself towards her juicy dripping snatch. I pushed her to the floor and her legs spread open wide. I gazed for a few seconds at her hairless cunt before kneeling between her üniversiteli porno open legs. My cock was throbbing as I swiped it up and down her soaking wet slit. Knowing she was ready I plunged into her, my hips forcing my cock fully and deeply into her with one fell swoop. My balls banged her plump ass and I heard her groan.

“Fuck me, take me, make me cum with your cock pumping and pounding my cunt,” she wailed.

I lifted my body with my cock fully inside her pussy. Her huge tits flopped to her sides and wobbled when I wiggled my ass. At that moment I knew there was only one way she was going to really enjoy my fucking her. I planted my hands on her huge tits and began squeezing them. Her hips responded by bucking up to my groin. I pulled my hips back until just the tip of my turgid cock was still inside her pussy lips and then lunged back down. I used all my strength and weight to plow hard and deep. Sally moaned loudly and I repeated. Again and again I used my body to pound hers.

My fingers were deeply buried into her tit flesh as I squeezed them. Remembering what she had said before I pulled my hands back and began gently but with force slapping her tits. Sally began moaning louder.

“More, slap them more and harder. Don’t be bashful. Fuck me hard and be hard on my tits. Make me cum.”

I knew what she wanted. Holding one of her huge tits I used my other hand to slap it. Back and forth I beat on her tit flesh until the skin was bright red. Then I switched to the other and gave it the same treatment. Her nipples were swollen and hard like rocks as they protruded from the center of each huge breast. I sucked them hard using my teeth to bite them. Each time Sally screamed with delight and I felt her cunt gushing her cum around my pumping cock. When I took her nipples between my finger and thumb and squeezed she screamed all the louder and came even more. All the while I was pumping and pounding into her body. I finally felt my orgasm coming and began to really give Sally a good fuck. With my hands on her huge tits I supported all my upper body weight on my arms and used my fingers to crush her tits. My cock pumped and pounded as my balls sucked up tight and then it was coming. My cock pulsed as Sally screamed one last time as she climaxed. Cum from my balls raced up my long thick turgid shaft and blasted deeply into her greedily sucking cunt. She flexed and milked my cock until my balls were completely drained and then I collapsed onto her body.

It took awhile before either of us could catch our breath. Slowly I rolled off her and lay gasping alongside her. Sally cooed and caressed my chest.

“That was about the best fuck I’ve ever had,” she gushed.

It wasn’t long after that I dressed and left a completely fulfilled and happy woman. Funny but I never did see her again. Oh I dropped by her apartment one day but she had moved. The woman that answered the door when I knocked could have put me off women for the rest of my life. I mean talk about butt ugly…

I hope you get some pleasure and enjoyment from this little story. While it’s mostly fiction, something I dreamed up, it’s also partly true. Personally I’ve never had the guts to just walk up to a woman and ask if she wanted to fuck. I do know of one guy that did that all the time and he claimed about half the time he was successful. I still question that. Another guy I knew used to use a rather unique line. He would say quite simply that the woman was so sexy he would drink her bath water. Don’t really know if he ever got any pussy that way but it does make a great ice breaker at parties.

Yours, Trog.

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